Your Laptop Case Don’t Make Me Go Mamasaurus! is ready to order!
If you’re a mother, you know a lot is riding on you.
Are you a mom with an endless to-do list?
Is there an unappreciative brood nipping at you for constant attention?
Added to that, are they constantly making more things for you to do?
When too much starts riding on you, you don’t have to say a word.
Just put on your Laptop Case and the world will get the message.
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This exclusive Heinessight design took 65 million years to produce but you can get it a little sooner through our partners at TeePublic.
Heinessight is proud to throw mothers around the world a helping hand.
I hope this pre-historic panorama of pleasing colors and pre-emptive pronouncement of the possibility you might pounce on your progeny if they pursue their present path of pestering will protect your psychological profile.
That’s right! The Laptop Case Don’t Make Me Go Mamasaurus! can be yours today!
Matthew Heines is an author and veteran of the US 82nd Airborne Division with over twenty years of experience teaching in the USA, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and the Sultanate of Oman. Matthew Heines has six books currently in publication titled, My Year in Oman, Another Year in Oman, Killing Time in Saudi Arabia, Deceptions of the Ages, The Rainier Paradigm and Heinessights: Wisdom for the Ages. Currently living near Seattle, in Washington State, Matthew Heines is active in politics and has run, and is currently running for the US House of Representatives.